Salvador Dali

Some would say that Salvador Dali was this Spanish surrealist painter, but mainly he was just a fuckin boss, ya know?

He said some cool shit like "I don't do drugs. I am drugs." And "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." In other words this guy was trippin balls like 24/7. But hey whatever I mean his paintings are cool. I mean... they're alright, I guess. 

Here's one. You get it, right?

So remember that whole "madman" thing? Yeah turns out it's true. Salvador Dali had an older brother. His older brother's name was Salvador Dali. Salvador One died nine months before Salvador Two was born. So basically, right when Salvador One died, Salvador Two was conceived! Because of this, Mama and Papa Dali assumed, naturally, that Salvador Two was just a reincarnation of Salvador One, which explains the unoriginal naming. As if that's not weird, Salvador believe that his entire life!


But then he had a heart attack in 1989 and died.